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Happy New Yer
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I wouldn't be who I am if it weren't for you, and those before you.
And I don't mean that in a good way.
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| I can't keep pretending that everything is alright.
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Spam favorites of the day:
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Don't get upset with your small penis anymore
Hottest girls are waiting for your new bigger penis
Impress your wife with your new penis size and qualities
Never accept your small dick as the inevitable
Feel the sweet taste of passion and s'e_xual power with bigger penis
Sure, spam is obnoxious, especially when you receive as much of it as I do in two of my three email accounts I use regularly. But I have to admit, sometimes it can be hysterical. I'd take spam with titles I can laugh at over the same bullshit aphio spam that has no information that is of any value to me at least 85% of the time. Although, as a female, I do feel under represented in all of the spam I encounter. One more reason to have penis envy. Then again with all the ads for bigger man-parts, I guess a lot of men have penis envy too.
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"I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every Panda that
wouldn't screw to save its species. I wanted to open the dump valves on
oil tankers and smother all the French beaches I'd never see. I wanted
to breathe smoke."
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